BULLSHITCOIN:
GUARANTEED ZERO UTILITY.

Theres no KOL allocation. Theres no utlitity at its core. Theres nothing about this that is truly exceptional. Its just another Bull-shit-coin

THE PERFORMANCE

ALL-TIME HIGH (5 MINUTES POST-LAUNCH) CURRENT STATUS (DESPAIR)
Historical performance (actually just a line I drew).

THE NUMBERS (THEY DON'T MATTER)

Supply 1,000,000,000 or so

(Probably too many)

Tax 0%

(We didn't even bother setting up a tax)

Liquidity BURNED

(Like your money)

THE PLAN

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PHASE 1: LAUNCH.

Status: Done. The contract exists. We are as surprised as you are.

pending

PHASE 2: HOPE SOMEONE ELSE BUYS.

Status: In progress. This landing page is technically "the marketing." Maybe some else buys boosts or smth?

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PHASE 3: TOTAL IRRELEVANCE.

Status: Scheduled. We’ve :"automated" the rug-pull by doing absolutely nothing forever

Seriously, we're sick and fucking tired of working for your bags..

THIS IS A JOKE. DON'T BUY THIS. IF YOU DO, DON'T COMPLAIN. YOU WERE WARNED IN LARGE, CLEAR TYPOGRAPHY.